You’ve fashioned just the cutest little pitchfork out of an electrical connector and a bobby pin. When combined with the little red ears and the tiny red tail, your hamster’s devil costume is complete.
You’ve trained little Beelzechub to sit motionless in your pocket, avoiding detection from prying eyes. You can take him anywhere. After months of practice and positive reinforcement, hundreds of dollars in hamster treats, he’s stopped trying to take of the tiny speaker you attached to his belly.
Now all you have to do is wait for one of your friends to face a moral dilemma. Who could resist a tiny hamster telling you to do the wrong thing?