251 - Marital Aid


Counter to your physician’s advice, you’ve enlisted a sexual aid from a disreputable source; the same gas station you buy your lottery tickets from. You’re not sure why you expect the success rate of a Chinese-manufactured dick pill to be higher than your Powerball tickets, but being that you’re the kind of guy that obtains pharmaceuticals from a place that sells gasoline, the thought doesn’t really cross your mind.

BLACK MAMBA PREMIUM reads the package superimposed over a photo of two out-of-work B-movie actors performing their best approximation of a camera-friendly pre-coital embrace. It’s good to know significant improvements over the original BLACK MAMBA formula. Cut-rate erection injections are an invitation to disaster.