Our plan is nearly complete. Worry yourselves not with what little resistance you believe you can muster. We have invaded nearly every square inch of your "woman" heads.
Yes, part of that weave is human hair, but in your classic human folly you have failed to read the ingredients. Had this weave been a human candy bar you would have died of your petty earth-peanuts allergies long ago.
"Human hair blend," indeed. You never asked yourselves what it was blended with. You'll never get the chance.