Three out of ten doctors recommend NIROSTA for your condition. Put NIROSTA in your body today and feel better about the way you feel bad.
NIROSTA is all-natural, at least in all the ways that count. Don't let anyone tell you NIROSTA isn't healthy or has multiple serious side effects, not even the fine print at the bottom of this ad. Those people want you to fail. That fine print hates you and there's probably something anti-Semitic in all that word soup.
NIROSTA wants to be in your body because it cares about you, and there's nothing creepy about that. Be more than friends with NIROSTA: you know it's what feels right.
NIROSTA is low-maintenance and doesn't want to push you around. Inject NIROSTA into any existing orifice or open wound.
NIROSTA already talked to your doctor knows your medical history so you don't have to bother with small talk. Insert NIROSTA into your corporeal self and elevate your spiritual being.