380 - Father Forgive Them


 ...and the Lord did sayeth to to his apostles Skeeter and Joe-Bob, Jarvis, and the others "Lo, I reckon I'm 'a get kilt soon, so eat up 'cause this the last free meal you motherfuckers gonna get from me. It's my body or whatever, I don't rightly recall."

...and so it did come to pass that the Lord did die upon that tree on Calvary. "Father forgive them for they know not what they done," he was heard to say.

...and when the Romans did come upon Skeeter, he did deny the Lord. "I don't know nothin' 'bout that sumbitch." And it was as the Lord had said.