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February 13, 2017 Stephen Hardy
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CAUTION: Be sure to run one mile back and fourth between the truck and a designated marker man before using. This vehicle can detect people that have not exercised lately and with call you a fatty, which we all know doesn't feel good.

CAUTION: Listen to sick beats on your headphones while operating this vehicle. If you blast your jams from the stereo, the cop will pull you over. Plus, you don't need to hear anyone else blowing their horn because you're bigger than all the other vehicles on the road. Those other assholes are on their own.

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