Arnaud was beginning to wonder how much longer Shauna’s head would keep and began to regret not forking over the extra cash for a YETI.
A regular cooler was fine, I guess, but for those tough, high-demand situations where you absolutely had to keep your girlfriend’s decapitated head in the garage for four days without it beginning to smell and tipping off your nosy-ass wife, nothing beats a YETI; this Arnaud knew.
A Coleman could keep body parts fresh for 12 hours, maybe a day if it didn’t have to sit in the sun, but Arnaud had already burned eight hours driving back from the swamp where he’d stabbed Shawn in the chest, cut off her head, and dumped her body. Arnaud was sweating bullets. To think all of this could have been avoided had Arnaud sprung for that famous YETI reliability!
Arnaud’s mind was made up. Next time he killed a woman to keep her from ruining his marriage, he’d save himself the headache and buy a YETI.