Welcome to Gretchen’s Custom T-Shirts: where the customer has an idea and isn’t that just adorable.
We know you have all sorts of very creative and totally original designs for the t-shirt you’ll use to keep track of your family during your trip to Six Flags Fiesta Texas, and we think that’s precious and all, but we highly recommend you use one of our proprietary designs instead.
The layout you stayed up all night scratching out is great – your one-our class in graphic design in undergrad really show – and I’ll put it up on the fridge so that everyone can look at it, I promise. Please, though, for the love of god, don’t make us put this on a t-shirt.
I’ll tell you what, let’s do this. Go back home, take another day to refine your design, then come back here and throw it in the trash can on the way in the door and we can pick one of the professionally constructed layouts instead. Do that now.