Be advised lines move upward. Jump off of lines before reaching the top of the screen to avoid losing an extra life.
Wine is recommended, except when noted as mandatory, which is always.
Bring your umbrella. They hide in the rain. (Destroy this message)
Collect 19 boxes for the full set! Additional boxes sold separately.
Pictured: a view from inside this box when it is closed.
Finally, remember to peek into the porthole of your neighbor's boathouse to see what kind of porn he watches on his computer.