Finally, Casual Friday has arrived. It is going to be a fucking great day and there isn’t a single thing anyone can do about it.
You rifle through your closet in an excited panic, desperately seeking the t-shirt that will tell everyone exactly how you feel today.
“MY OTHER T-SHIRT IS ANOTHER T-SHIRT” Classic. You feel, however, that such an ostentatious display of your immense cottony wealth would be crude today.
“MY KUNG FU IS STRONGER” Damn straight it is, but you don’t feel like proving it to Don today. You know he’d try you. Don’s always spoilin’ for a fight by the copy machine.
“SIDEBURNS RIDES .25¢” What the fuck?
“DUKAKIS-BENTSEN ‘88” They were robbed, god damn it. Fuck you, Dan Quayle, and your rugged good looks and loveable idiocy. The hurt is still too real to bring this one out.
“I HAVE THE DICK SO I MAKE THE RULES” Satire too subtle for some of the minds in the office, you think. Let’s not piss anyone off today.
This giant picture of a cat might scare people.
“HAVE A NICE DAY” Hell yes. You’re going to have the nicest day and no one can stop you, and this t-shirt won’t stop anyone else. Perfect.