Running naked into the woods screaming

I'll be going camping for a few days. Cell phone service is a shaky proposition at best where I'm going, so updates may not happen again until Tuesday. Rest easy, though, I'll still be writing, so you'll get a triple update on Tuesday if that's the case. Thanks for reading, guys and gals. Don't forget to chew, more than 4,000 people die from choking every year. Slow down. Savor. Enjoy.