All right, I've been fucking around too long. This is bullshit, and you deserve better from a mediocre fiction peddler. No more of this once-a-month (if that) crap. Two stories a week, minimum, through the whole of 2018. This is happening. This is real. Prepare your sexual organs and various orifices accordingly. I love you guys in a shallow and meaningless way, and I'm going to start expressing that love appropriately. Happy New Year, everybody, and happy birthday.

P.S. - Oh yeah I finally brought the archive up to date, too.