It's November, and you garbage-heads know you best throw on your favorite pair of shit-stained sweatpants and size-too-small 1990s Budweiser t-shirt with the sleeves cut off then head your trashy asses down to the parish landfill this Sunday because it's time for the third annual-
GARBAGE GLADIATOR TOURNAMENT!
Every last one of you better walk, run, push, pull, roll or crabwalk your oversized flesh cushions down here because it is going to be a MAGGOT-RIDDEN MASSACRE when sir Peter Plasticbag takes on the mysterious mountain of meat known only as the "The Rind" in the inaugural
JUNK JOUST!
Had your fill of blood and guts? No problem, Sally, just shuffle your squeamish shit over to the DETRITODROME where you can watch deadly decked out classic cars that just barely run squeal, spin, and smash into each other in the fan favorite the
DEBRIS DERBY!
BE THERE
(Free balloons for the kids 8am-9am)