“Hijinks House!” you shout angrily. You are tired of Eta Iota Chi’s blatant disrespect for your authority as dean of students. Sending a basket of puppies to your office may seem like a harmless gesture of friendship to some, but you know how to read between the lines and this is just another hapless attempt at a prank from the most useless fraternity at your university.
The first week they were here, they baked fresh cookies and hand delivered them to your office as well as the office of the chancellor and university president. The others might have been fooled, but your razor-sharp senses detected the rank smell of bullshit even through the overwhelming sugary fragrance of chocolate chip.
Ever since then, it’s been failed prank after failed prank. Beautiful floral arrangements, heartfelt letters, signed photographs, framed pictures of the campus - anything and everything to push your buttons. You tried everything: probation, extra clandestine probation, even Prohibition. Nothing worked.
…and now it’s come to this. A basket of loveable, adorable golden retriever puppies. As the puppies crawl over your lap and gnaw precociously on your slacks, you plot the demise of Hijinks House.
They won’t get away with this.